Jokes For Christmas

Jokes For Christmas

Jokes For Christmas




How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
He looks at his calen-”deer”!

What did the Christmas tree say to the light bulb when it was sad?
Lighten up!

What’s Santa’s favorite drink?
Coca ho-ho-hola!

What did the guest sing at the Eskimo’s Christmas party ?
Freeze a jolly fellow !

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!

What do you call someone who doesn’t believe in Father Christmas?
A rebel without a Claus!

What does Santa use when he goes fishing?
His north pole!

Did Rudolph go to a regular school?
No, he was “elf”-taught!

Why did the elves ask the turkey to join the band?
Because he had the drum sticks!

Who sings “Blue Christmas” and makes toy guitars?
Elfis!

How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day ? 
Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve !

What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps.

What does a snowman eat for breakfast?
Frosted flakes!

What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?
Fancy a bite ?

And what do reindeer say before they tell you jokes ….
These jokes will sleigh you!




 Christmas lights