Christmas Doctor Jokes
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby!
Doctor, Doctor, Father Christmas gives us oranges every Christmas. Now I think I’m turning into an orange!
That’s a juicy story.
Doctor, Doctor I feel so unfit!
You need to go to an elf farm.
Doctor, Doctor, with all the excitement of Christmas I can’t sleep.
Try lying on the edge of your bed…you’ll soon drop off!
Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a Christmas bell!
Just take these pills – and, if they don’t work, give me a ring!
Doctor, Doctor I’m scared of Father Christmas
You’re suffering from Claus-trophobia.
Doctor, Doctor my problem is that I keep stealing things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me something for it!
Try this medicine…and if it doesn’t work come back and bring me a new digital camera.
Doctor, Doctor, how do I become an organ donor before Christmas?
Just drop off a piano at my house tomorrow!
Doctor, Doctor, my father says that I have only 33 years to live.
I know it’s made him cross all your romaning around!
Doctor, Doctor, did you know that chefs all over the world are worried about a shortage of herbs over Christmas?
It’s because many people are predicting we’ll see The End of Thyme.
Doctor, Doctor there is a Christmas tree up my bottom!
Well you are a Christmas tree angel!
Doctor, Doctor I think the world is going to end on Christmas!
Well I think you should just enjoy the present!
Woman: Doctor, I have a problem. I am…
Doctor: I know your problem. You always dream that you have become a reindeer, right?
Woman: How do you know?
Doctor: Your bright red nose my deer.