Christmas Greeting Jokes
What kind of music does elves like best when he has to greet?
How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?
A merry Christmas to ewe!
What do elephants sing at Christmas?
No-elephants, no elephants!
How do you greet an idiot on Boxing Day?
Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve!
How to cats greet each other at Christmas?
“A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year!”
What does Father Christmas write on his Christmas cards ?
ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ (No-L !!) !
What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ?
Best vicious of the season!
How do reindeer’s greet each other on Christmas eve?
What did one Angel say to the other?
What do Christmas tree angel’s say on Christmas?
Only one more day until they take it out!
How do snowmen greet each other?
Ice to meet you!
What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why Santa likes to be greeted with a bear on Christmas Eve?
Because he’s Sooty!
How do elves greet each other?
“Small world, isn’t it?”
What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas?
Cross mouse cards!
What did the wise men say to each other on Christmas?
I’m wiser than you!
What did Joseph say to Jesus when he was born?
What did Rudolph say to the other reindeer on Christmas eve?
How does a naughty boy greet his grandmother on Christmas?
Merry Christmas old lady! Where’s me loot!