Christmas Knock Knock Jokes

Christmas Knock Knock Jokes

Christmas Knock Knock Jokes

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mary
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow business like show business!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Santa.
Santa Who?
Why are you at the door? We have a chimney!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow time to be playing games!  Yule be sorry if you don’t Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Santa
Santa who?
Santa Claus!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly-days are here again!

Christmas Knock Knock Jokes For KidsKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice
Ice who?
Ice Cube !

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Santa.
Santa who?
Santa body on the roof yet? It`s Christmas Eve!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Rudolph
Rudolph who? 

Money is the Rudolph of all evil!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Wayne.
Wayne who?
Wayne in a manger!

Knock. Knock.
Who’s there?
Hanna.
Hanna who?
Hanna partridge in a pear tree!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Hosanna
Hosanna who?
How’s sanna claus gonna get down our chimney?
We have central heating and no chimney!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Igloo
Igloo who? 

Igloo Suzie like I knew Suzie….. !

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule never know if you don’t answer the door!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doughnut
Doughnut who?
Doughnut open until Christmas Day!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Honda…
Honda who?
Honda first day of Christmas my true love sent to me, a partridge in a pear tree!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ant
Ant who?
Antartic!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wenceslas
Wenceslas who?
Wenceslas train home ?

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly up already and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock,Knock
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow one’s gonna get the door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Avery
Avery who? 

Avery merry Christmas!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wenceslas.
Wenceslas who?
Wenceslas bus home on Christmas Eve?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Turkey
Turkey who?
Turkey to cook in the pan!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Oakham
Oakham who? 
Oakham all ye faithfull… !

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Naughty
Naughty who?
It was naughty of you to leave the fire on!

Knock Knock Christmas Jokes

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Angel
Angel who?
The angel looking for her tree!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Star
Star who?
I’m the star for your Christmas tree.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Rabbit
Rabbit who?
Rabbit the Christmas presents carefully!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Eve
Eve who?
Christmas Eve to you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Red
Red who?
Rudolph the red nose reindeer!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Turkey
Turkey who?
Turnkey and find out!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Candy
Candy who?
Candy candy for you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ginger
Ginger who?
The Ginger bread man that who!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Holly
Holly who?
A Holly wood star!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for Christmas dinner!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Tank!
Tank who?
You’re welcome!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use – I’ve forgotten my name again!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Gladys!
Gladys who?
Gladys Christmas.
Aren’t you?

Knock Knock JokesKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little money for the Christmas presents.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iona.
Iona who?
Iona Christmas tree!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in it’s cold out here.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can get something to eat?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin all the Christmas candy again.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabell.
Isabell who?
Is a bell ringing?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dish is a nice place!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bang
Bang who?
Cracker bang what is your joke?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Can’t
Can’t who?
Can’t Comet!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Reindeer
Reindeer who?
It looks like rain deer!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hoe
Hoe who?
Hoe Hoe Hoe Merry Christmas!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Believe
Believe who?
Do you believe in Santa Claus!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Comet
Comet who?
Comet the sink cleaner!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ribbon
Ribbon who?
Ribbon hood!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow Flake!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
No
No who?
No eye deer!

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Snow!
Snow who?
Snow skating today – the ice is too thin!

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Shivery!
Shivery who?
Shivery disappeared with the Knights of the Round Table!

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you throw me in the cold, cold water!

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Aurora!
Aurora who?
Aurora’s just come from a big polar bear!

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Howard!
Howard who?
Howard you like to stand out in the cold while some idiot keeps asking “Who’s there?”

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Freeze!
Freeze who?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!
Freeze a jolly good fellow!

Knock Knock Jokes For Christmas

Knock knock
Who’s there?
atch
atch who?
Bless you!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Nobody
Nobody who?
….???????

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Canya
Canya who?
Canya please open the door!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Doctor

Doctor who?
Have you seen the Doctor Who Christmas special, yet?

 



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