Christmas Party Jokes

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Christmas Party Jokes

What did Dracula say at the Christmas party?
Fancy a bite?

How can you keep Santa busy in the Christmas party?
Ask him to take care of your plants.

What did Santa say at the Christmas party?
Ho! Ho! Ho!

Did you hear about the Christmas party with lots of fireworks, balloons & crackers?
It went with a bang!

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party?
Chick to chick!

Why couldn’t the butterfly go to the Chistmas ball?
It was a moth ball!

Did you hear about the man who went to the fancy dress Christmas party as a bone?
A dog ate him in the hall!

What did the guest sing at the Eskimo’s Christmas party?
Freeze a jolly fellow!

Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas Party?
He had no body to go with!

How can you make Santa run during the Christmas party?
Get an angry bull that fears of red color.

Santa likes which game during the Christmas party?
Hide and seek.

Santa likes which game during the Christmas party?
Stacks and Ladders!

When everyone observes Santa during the party, then what mood is usually noticed?
Santamental!

Why type of music do reindeer like to dance to at the christmas party?
Wrap music.

Who won the jumping sack race at the Christmas party?
The elf he was sacked first!

Why was the Christmas tree in sheer horror at the Christmas party?
It was a paper bath!

Was does Cinderella hate Christmas parties on Christmas eve?
She always has to be home before it turns to Christmas!

Why was there no kids at Santa’s Christmas party?
No parents would let them go with all those Ho! Ho! Ho s!

Why was Santa out of control at the Christmas party?
He was sleighed!

What kind of games do Reindeer like to play at Christmas parties?
Pin the Tail on Santa, Elf Tossing and Scare the Airline Pilot!

Why was Santa so happy at the Christmas party?
He was ha-vin’ a jolly good time!

Why do Christmas trees looking forward to the Christmas party?
They can dress up!

Do elves look forward to the Christmas party?
Just a little!

Why was the elf tossed out of the Christmas party?
Because he got the sack!

Why did Santa sit under the mistletoe at the Christmas party?
To make sure he had a jolly good time!

How can you keep a elf busy at the Christmas party?
Toss them a couple of high balls!