Reindeer Jokes

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Reindeer Jokes

Reindeer JokesAnd as the reindeer say before they tell you jokes ….
These jokes will sleigh you!

Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners?
“Rude”-olph!

You don’t see many reindeer in zoos, do you?
No. They can’t afford the admission.

Why do reindeer wear fur coats? 
Because they look silly in snowsuits!

What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail? 
She’d go to a “re-tail” shop for a new one!

What does Father Christmas call that three-legged reindeer?
Eileen.

What does Santa say when Mrs. Claus asks for the weather forecast?
“Rain, dear.”

What do reindeer say before they tell you jokes?
Laugh or get sleighed.

How do you make a slow reindeer fast?
Don’t feed it!

Did Rudolph go to a regular school? 
No, he was “elf”-taught!

What do you call the reindeer with cotton wool in his ears?
Call him anything you like – he won’t hear you!

What game do reindeer play in their stalls?
Stable-tennis!

What’s red and green and guides Santa’s sleigh? 
Rudolph the red-nosed pickle!

Which reindeer have the shortest legs?
The smallest ones!

Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach?
Because he didn’t want to be recognised!

Why is a reindeer like a gossip?
Because they are both tail bearers!

Did you hear that one of Santa’s reindeer also works as a maid?
Yup!  Comet cleans sinks!

Why did Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!

How many reindeer does it take to change a light bulb?
Eight!  One to screw in the light bulb and seven to hold Rudolph down!

What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail?
She’d go to a “re-tail” shop for a new one!

What does Rudolph want for Christmas?
A pony sleigh station!

Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses to the Christmas party?
Because he didn’t want to be recognised!

Why is Prancer always wet?
Because he’s a “rain”-deer!

How do you get into Donner’s house? 
You ring the “deer”-bell!

How would you get four reindeer in a car?
Two in the front and two in the back!

And how do you get four polar bears in a car?
Take the reindeer out first.

What does Father Christmas the reindeer with only one eye that’s got no legs?
Still no-eye-deer.

What reindeer can jump higher than a house?
They all can! Houses can’t jump!

Where do the reindeer like to stop for lunch?
“Deery” Queen!

Why did the reindeer wear black boots?
Because his brown ones were all muddy!

Why don’t Prancer and Dancer and the other reindeer overtake Rudolph?
Because they don’t believe in passing the buck!

Why does Scrooge love all of the reindeer?
Because every buck is dear to him!

How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
He looks at his calen-”deer”!

Christmas Reindeer JokesWhat’s red and white and gives presents to gazelles?
Santelope!

Which reindeer has the cleanest antlers?
Comet!

When should you give reindeer milk to a baby?
When it’s a baby reindeer!

How can Santa’s sleigh possibly fly through the air? 
You would too if you were pulled by flying reindeer!

Why is Prancer always wet? 
Because he’s a “rain”-deer!

Where do you find reindeer?
It depends on where you leave them!

What’s the name of the reindeer with three humps on its back?
Humphrey

What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
“Horn”-aments!

What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want because he can’t hear you!

What do reindeer always say before telling you a joke?
This one will “sleigh” you!

How long should a reindeer’s legs be?
Just long enough to reach the ground!

I’m so strong I could lift a reindeer with one hand.
Yeah, but where are we going to find a one-handed reindeer?

What do reindeer have that no other animals have?
Baby reindeer!

What has antlers and loves cheese?
Mickey Moose!

Keep that reindeer out of the house! It’s full of fleas!
You’d better stay out of the house, Rudolph – it’s full of fleas.

What do Santa and Scrooge have in common?
They both follow the bucks!

What is the best work union in the world?
The rein deer union. Full pay, food, housing and only need to work one night a year!

What did the reindeer say after bumping into a mean polar bear at the Christmas party?
Look I have sleighed over thousand of you night and I have had enough!

Who are the world’s best hit team?
Santa’s reindeer. They know who has been naughty or nice.

Why was Santa up set with his reindeer?
They went out sleighing on Halloween!

Why are there twelve reindeer?
No reason!


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