Snowman Jokes

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Snowman Jokes

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SnowMan JokesWhere does a snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank!

What does Frosty the Snowman take when the sun gets to hot?
A chill pill!

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.

What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!

What is a girl snowman called?
A snow-ma’am!

What’s white and flies up?
A confused snowflake!

How do you make a snowman a blonde?
You hollow out the head!

What is Frosty the Snowman’s favorite cereal?
Ice Crispies.

What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps.

What do you when you have an icicle and a girl about to be eaten by a snowman?
I scream!

Mama snowman was cutting carrots for a soup for the dinner of her kids and husband. Soon he came up to her and guess what he said?
“Honey! Have you seen my nose?”

Where do snowmen find out information?
The Winternet!

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

What does a snowman eat for breakfast?
Frosted flakes!

What did one snowman say to the other?
Do you smell carrots?

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
You’re cool!

What do you call a snowman party?
A Snowball!

What happened when the snowwoman got angry at the snowman?
She gave him the cold shoulder.

What is a snowman’s favorite lunch?
An Iceberger!

Why did the snowman and the cheese starting dating?
They just melted in to each other!

Why did the snow man turn yellow?
Ask the little boy over there!

Why is it called “a snowman”?
It has two balls!

What does a snow man drink after a long day in the sun?
Permafrost Vodka!

How does Frosty the Snowman get around?
On an “ice”-icle!

Why did Frosty go to the middle of the lake?
Because  snow man’s an island!

What does a snowman like to put on his icebergers?
Chilly sauce!

What did the police officer say when he saw snowman stealing?
“Freeze!” 
 
What’s worse than Rudolph with a runny nose?
Frosty the snowman with a hot flash!
 
What kind of cake does snowman like?
The kind with lots of frosting!
 
Where do Frosty the snowman and his wife go to dance?
Snowballs!
 
Christmas Snowman JokesWhat does a snowman put on his face at night?
Cold cream!
 
What can bite & nip at your toes but has no teeth?
Frost!
 
What does Frosty the Snowman take when he gets sick?
A chill pill!
Why doesn’t a snowman run away when face to face with a polar bear?
Because he has two big balls!
What did Santa say to the snowman?
How is it rolling!
Why don’t we put a snowman on top of the Christmas tree?
Because when the Chtristmas tree lights turn on he melts!
For snowman jokes in cartoon form go to here Snowman Cartoon Jokes!
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